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Joke of the Day
"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"
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"Alien joke. I feel sorry for the aliens....that live in the third world country."
"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."
"If they added a penis mod to Minecraft... Wouldn't it be called a cock-block?"
"Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news"
"Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids? they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed"
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number."
"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."
"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."
"Trying to stop my mate to stop using TV remote It's a bit of a joke to piss my mate off. :D apologies if this is a wrong subreddit."