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Joke of the Day

"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."

"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."

"I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback."

"My mom keeps asking me who made a mess at the dinner table I spilled the beans"

"Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb."

"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."

"What kind of sound does a whorn make? A prostitoot."

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

"""Mr. President, you have some Updog in east Syria."" ""What's Updog?"" ""[unfurls projector screen] Updog is a military terrorist organizati"

"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."