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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"

"The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee."

"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"

"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""

"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""

"Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out."

"Do you know what ""relative humidity"" is? It's that little drop of sweat that forms on the tip of your nose when you're fucking your cousin."

"Couples who have been married for a long time start finishing off each other's sentences. The most popular being ""Shut up""."

"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Get married to her."