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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"

"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."

"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."

"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"

"The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'"

"Listening to a global economy futurist. Pretty sure in 20 years Chinese parents will say ""Clean your plate, people in the US are starving."""

"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A pinat"