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Joke of the Day
"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."
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"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"
"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"
"Me: Sometimes I think I have more imaginary conversations than real ones. Scarlett Johansson: That's very interesting."
"her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE"
"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."
"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
"What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"