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Joke of the Day
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
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"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""
"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor."
"How to understand girls.... Loading..."
"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."
"Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because you didn't cook it. ^^probably ^^old ^^but ^^I ^^read ^^it ^^for ^^the ^^first ^^time"
"It all changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.... My name, my address, my phone number..."