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Joke of the Day

"Me: Sometimes I think I have more imaginary conversations than real ones. Scarlett Johansson: That's very interesting."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""

"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"

"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"

"St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland."

"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"

"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""

"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"

"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."