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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."
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"I bumped into an owl friend of mine... ... who told me he was getting engaged. I said, ""You twit, to who?"""
"I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries."
"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"
"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."
"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."
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"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."
"Did you see that new porno with the invisible man? He came out of nowhere!"