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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"
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"Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming ""Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"""
"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."
"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
"A man walks into a bar But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine."
"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"
"10 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date,. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."
"The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text."