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Joke of the Day

"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"

"Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects."

"++drinks: drink first, ask questions later"

"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"

"ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch. im 26, available"

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."

"It's a shame Pacquiao is opposed to gay marriage. If they were married Mayweather would have boxed more aggressively."