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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"
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"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."
"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"
"100 Ways to contact me; 1. Call me. 2. Tweet me. 3. Txt me.... 95.Drums and smoke signals 100.Facebook"
"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"
"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"
"What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees? Kick em."