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Joke of the Day
"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"
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"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."
"Canada has crack?"
"Seeing as you guys are liking these at the moment, What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat? One mucks around in fountains."
"Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs."
"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."
"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."
"A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog. It's a shih tzu"