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Joke of the Day
"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"
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"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."
"If Donald Trump was elected president... Instead of saying ""You're fired."" He'd say ""You're deported."""
"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken"
"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"
"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton survive a capsized boat. Who drowns? The boat."