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Joke of the Day
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
Next Joke
"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."
"just saw Gravity. excuse me while I go hug the earth."
"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"
"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
"I called out of work today... Told my boss I had anal glaucoma. I couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."
"A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don't last very long"