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Joke of the Day
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
Next Joke
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"
"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""
"If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse."
"I'd rather fly Oceanic Airlines than Malaysia."
"What is the best place to hide a corpse? On the second page of Google"
"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."
"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"
"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"