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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a positive transformer? Optimist Prime"
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"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."
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"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."
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"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."
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