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Joke of the Day
"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"
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"Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it."
"What is the legendary chemical? HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)"
"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"
"I don't have shit to say and"
"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."
"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."
"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""