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Joke of the Day

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever."

"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""

"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."

"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."

"Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye."

"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"