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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes but I'm not wild about it."
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"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds."
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
"ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?"
"[zombie apocalypse] *my girlfriend becomes zombie* More like zom-BAE! Haha hang on I have to tweet that. *is eaten right away*"
"does this typewriter come w emojis"
"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"
"What gets higher with age? Willie Nelson"
"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"