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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
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"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."
"'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically"
"*wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard* Her: You're... slipping... Me: Pretend I'm the covers. *she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*"
"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."
"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken"
"Who invented minced meat ? A leper playing the guitar."
"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."