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Joke of the Day

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"

"I got an allergic reaction to peanuts. Then I got sued by TheFineBros."

"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."

"Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty"

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."

"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"Does the 5-second rule still apply in the Men's bathroom at Target? I'm pretty commited to this pretzel, if it matters."

"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."

"What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up."