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Joke of the Day

"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"

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"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."
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