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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend? Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?"

"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"What did Louis say to Clark? Suck this mcdoubledaw dick nyuggahahahahaha /buh dum tiss"

"Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind."

"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."