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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up."
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"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."
"What is something a lot of redditors mix up? /r/askreddit and /r/jokes titles"
"I cheated on my girlfriend yesterday We were playing Monopoly, she left and I stole some money from the bank. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."
"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"
"What do you call a dumb nerd? A geek."