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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up."
Next Joke
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking"
"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950"
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"You can say what you want about pedophiles... but at least they drive slowly thru school zones"
"The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you."