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Joke of the Day

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."

"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."

"I like my women how I like my tests Curved"

"vote up cause im a criminal the rules for starting a thread im quoting ""Beginning your title with ""vote up if"" is violation of intergalactic law."""

"*dad bursts into my room and puts me in a headlock* ""Why didn't you 'Like' the Grumpy Cat meme I posted on Facebook, you son of a bitch?"""

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."