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Joke of the Day

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"Send Text Messages From your PC with Mobogenie Hi"

"Why do they never serve a beer at math party? Because you can't drink and derive"

"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. "

"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race."

"What do you call a battered Irish Man? Mashed Potatoes."

"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."