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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain."

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."

"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"

"My dad got me at the adoption center today He pretended to just leave me there. Good one dad, now come pick me up please."

"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."

"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"

"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."