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Joke of the Day

"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."

"Ladies, call me Adobe Updater, because I nag you at least once a week and never seem to work"

"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""

"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."

"I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome"

"What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin? One dead baby in five dustbins."