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Joke of the Day
"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."
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"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are."
"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."
"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."
"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"
"I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school."
"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"
"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."