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Joke of the Day

"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."

"Cat: ""What did you get him for his birthday?"" Dog: ""Pant . . . pant!"" Cat: ""Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"""

"Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready."

"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""

"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"

"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"

"""Dammit. I had shit planned today."" -- a spider being carried out of the house with a cup and piece of paper"

"Love that show where they lure loan officers into a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor."

"I didn't want to get a brain transplant. Then I changed my mind."

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"