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Joke of the Day
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."
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"An underage sweater walks into a bar for the third time. The bartender says, ""I'm gonna need to see your cardigan."""
"One thing that really annoys me is everything."
"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."
"What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him? It's the bot that counts."
"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."
"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"
"What kind of insects to secret agents like? (as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders."
"What is a horses number 1 priority when voting? A stable economy"
"Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown."