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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."
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"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."
"Welcome to night club. I know it's dark, but that's kinda the poi-- *metal screeching* Dammit Steve! I told you knight club is downstairs!"
"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."
"You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them."
"Why don't undertakers provide free services? That would be a dead giveaway."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl... With a dust pan."
"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."
"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."
"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."