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Joke of the Day

"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"

"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."

"Have you heard the one about the 10 apples and 8 of them were good? ... 2 bad."

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist"

"My Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face. The daft b*stard had fallen asleep on his jigsaw."

"Kissing is like peeing your pants Everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"

"Man, boobs are amazing!"

"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."

"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"