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Joke of the Day

"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"

"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way."

"cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now"

"I looked into my partner's eyes and said to the priest, ""I do."" If nobody else was going to object to the marriage, then I guess I had to."

"What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback? A Ha'wayman."

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away."

"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""

"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"