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Joke of the Day

"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"

"What does an alcoholic nun have? A bad habit."

"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles"

"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"

"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"

"When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming."

"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."

"I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ."

"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."