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Joke of the Day

"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"

"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."

"It's time to make like a baby... And head out. *leaves"

"I asked my wife for the newspaper I said to my wife, ""Get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" The spider didn't see that coming."

"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."

"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."

"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"

"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"

"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."

"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"