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Joke of the Day
"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
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"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"
"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"
"Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down."
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours."
"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"
"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."
"What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp? A krilling spree!"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening? A cannibal"
"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"