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Joke of the Day
"I bite my nails, but you would never be able to tell because I wear socks with my sandals"
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"So a guy gets his arm and leg cut off..... Its okay he's all right."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""We don't serve mushrooms here!"" So the mushroom says, ""Hey come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"
"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."
"What kind of coffee does an executioner drink? Decap"
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""
"I fake the art of fainting so well my favorite restaurant now refers to me as ""Low Blood Sugar Girl"" while rushing my limp body to a table."
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."