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Joke of the Day
"I bite my nails, but you would never be able to tell because I wear socks with my sandals"
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"Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."
"What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros? A Hodor..."
"Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No but there's a lot of crackling."
"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"
"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""
"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."
"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"
"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"