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Joke of the Day

"ME: let me be frank DAD: [eyes widen] ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed"

"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"

"Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!"

"What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone didn't pull it out in time."

"[Halloween] Lady: what are you this this year? Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I'm at 10% and it's only 7pm. Lady: *faints*"

"""So, is there a MRS. A-Z?"" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz"

"My Dad used to say ""Always fight fire with fire"" That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade."

"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"

"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"