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Joke of the Day
"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."
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"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""
"How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. I'll^hear^myself^out... EDIT: Formatting"
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."
"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"