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Joke of the Day

"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."

"As a janitor, you wouldn't believe the shit I have to clean up. http://m.imgur.com/cjYphZQ"

"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Ye Old Lady. Ye Old Lady Who? Never knew you could yodle."

"I was talking to a nice young women last night, she asked me if I like breast or legs. I told her what I really like is a nice shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not allowed in KFC anymore."

"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""

"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"

"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"