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Joke of the Day
"As a janitor, you wouldn't believe the shit I have to clean up. http://m.imgur.com/cjYphZQ"
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"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."
"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."
"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"
"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"
"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."