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Joke of the Day
"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."
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"I wear a diaper for two reasons... Number one and number two."
"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."
"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."
"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."
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