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Joke of the Day
"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."
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"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."
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"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"
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