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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Ye Old Lady. Ye Old Lady Who? Never knew you could yodle."

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."

"My OCD is so bad that, when someone falls asleep on a plane, I turn off their overhead light. And braid their hair."

"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."

"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"If I could fly, I know who I'd shit on first."

"They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime."

"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."