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Joke of the Day
"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."
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"If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... Then why can they run for president?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head"
"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."
"Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap"
"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts"
"Pro tip: never tell a three-year-old that you're going to Disney unless you plan on leaving that very second."