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Joke of the Day
"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."
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"These dull kitchen knife jokes just aren't cutting it anymore."
"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple."
"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."
"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."
"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."
"a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!"
"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"
"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."