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Joke of the Day

"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."

"What's long and hard on a black man? The first grade."

"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""

"my friend told me on first dates i should just ""be myself"" and ""be confident"" and i was like ""ok but which one?"""

"I've been reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down!"

"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""

"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."

"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."

"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"

"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."