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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"
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"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."
"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."
"hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working"
"Still can't find my keys. I should probably check the everything bagel."
"I tried explaining to someone why smoking weed is bad for you. To be blunt, I don't think they were paying much attention."
"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"
"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""
"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Word. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Word, I'll track you down. You have my Word. EDIT: I saw this on /r/puns and reposted it here. I Excel at reposting."