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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard on a black man? The first grade."
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"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."
"There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism. People call him feminem"
"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food"
"Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas"
"Remember kids, dark humour is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved."
"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."
"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."
"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"