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Joke of the Day

"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"

"Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have I'm not going to tell you."

"[Works when you say it]. The best part about having sex with 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them"

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"In terms of sausages... Hitler was the wurst."

"I know a really good joke Braden"

"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"