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Joke of the Day
"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."
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"What's E.T. short for? Cos he's only got little legs"
"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."
"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."
"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."
"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeves"
"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"
"What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can't hear an apple"
"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""