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Joke of the Day
"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""
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"Greek mythology summed up in five words Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny"
"So I heard they've leaked the working title of the Reeva Steenkamp biography... ""I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."""
"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."
"Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them Jose and Hose B"
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"And for his much awaited stunt, Ku Klux Knievel will attempt to jump 50 bIack kids with a steamroller."
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE: Whisper ""You should have killed me when you had the chance"" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you."
"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."