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Joke of the Day
"I'm convinced. Some peoples' brains are still on dial-up."
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"""Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"""
"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"
"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."
"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."
"How do pirates get their hair to stand up? Sea-men. My brother told me that"
"What's a Grecian Urn? About 75 cents an hour."
"Donald Trump, an asshole, and an evil masterminds walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."
"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."
"What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms"