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Joke of the Day
"I'm convinced. Some peoples' brains are still on dial-up."
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"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."
"How did we even waste time before Twitter?"
"1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."
"My date asked me to tell her a Star Trek joke.... ...and I said ""Who do you think I am, CleVar Burton?"""
"hey you guys... ...""homo erectus"""
"My wife's online shopping downstairs so I'm upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart."
"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."