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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."
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"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum"
"A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead."
"*breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*"
"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."
"Why does /r/fencing suck so bad? Half of it is ripostes"
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"What is the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"